More Science Jokes to Make Your Day!

Admin | Published 2016-08-23 16:01
We love science, also we love to look like funny eggheads, telling jokes we found on the internet. So, there are some of them you may like.
  1. Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer, the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here." He doesn't react.
  2. Pavlov is sitting at a pub enjoying a pint, the phone rings and he jumps up shouting "Oh, shit, I forgot to feed the dog!
  3. A physicist, engineer, and statistician are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away. The physicist does some basic ballistic calculations, assuming a vacuum. lifts his rifle to a specific angle, and shoots. The bullet lands 5 yards short. The engineer adds a fudge factor for air resistance, lifts his rifle slightly higher, and shoots. The bullet lands 5 yards long. The statistician yells "WE GOT HIM!
  4. I was reading a book on anti-gravity. I found it difficult to put it down.
  5. Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender says "Do you all want something yo drink?" The first logician says "I don't know."  The second logician says "I don't know" The third logician says "Yes."
  6. I've got my doctorate in palindromes. I'm now addressed as Dr. Awkward
  7. There are two types of people in the world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
  8. Never trust an Atom. They make up everything.
  9. Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Soidum Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN!!!
  10. A logician's wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad. His wife asks impatiently: "So, is it a boy or a girl"? The logician replies: "yes".
  11. Heisenberg is driving down the road when a cop pulls him over and asks him, "Do you know how fast you were going back there?" To which Heisenberg responds, "No, but I know where i was!"
  12. Two scientists walk into a restaurant, the first says "I'll have an H2O" and the second says "I'll have an H2O too". He died.
  13. Two atoms are talking. One of them says "I think I've lost an electron." "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I'm positive."
  14. Well, I tried to tell a chemistry joke at the school the other day. No reaction.
  15. What do you think of that new restaurant on the moon? The food's great but it has no atmosphere!
  16. How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
  17. So oxygen and potassium went on a date. It went OK.
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